Cheated on me? SURE we can keep this marriage working!

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090702/ap_on_re_us/us_sc_governor


Let that be a lesson to all you men in relationships right now.

Whatever you do, whether it be cheating, adultery, fistcuffs, or suprise oral, there is a fairly high chance that partner still cares about you enough to forgive what you've done for the sake of the relationship.

Let's take this story for instance. Here you have a man who engaged in "Suprise let's fuck" not ONCE, but SEVERAL times over the course of several months, with trips to see his mystery woman payed for by your tax dollers, and suddenly it's time to save my marriage. Let alone the fact that YOU JUST FUCKING CALLED YOUR MISTRESS A SOULMATE, BUT LET'S PRETEND TO LOVE MY WIFE AGAIN!

Holy.
Shit.

I can see what men see in women. Not content with being the most fragile things in the universe, apparently some women don't mind when their husbands send out emails admitting that they'll "try to love them again" when they've obviously got no intention of such things.

I can see where i've gone wrong here. Here i am, playing the nice guy, who bothers to call you, sing to you on the phone, tell you how much i care, and you can't be bothered to turn the phone on at all. Perhaps i'll try just being a jerk that wears bad hats and gold chains and see how my luck runs then!

The moral of the story folks, is the question: Who's the bigger idiot? Men? or the women that love them?

Michael Bay is a Racist, Golf, and other things that don't make sense.

So apparently Michael Bay is a racist now.

Yep, apparently Transformers 2, Revenge of the Fallen, wasn't capturing the demograph of young black youth hard enough, so he's gone back to shoot several new scenes that capture the *true* essence of a small demograph of black youth. Some of these scenes include Skids and Mudflap having dinner at Popeyes, as well as shooting up on street corners.

See what i did there? NOW you can call him slightly biased in some aspect. Until then, please get the fuck out of the newspapers, because your opinions are shit, and mine make sense.

In other news, Golf is boring, and there's a 75% chance that the people watching it will be bitching at someone else later for watching TV or playing Video Games, which somehow improve the quality of life compared to watching 9 hours of HARDCORE PUTTING ACTION.

Lobster is fucking awesome, feel free to agree with me.